Hi there,

Unfortunately, there are no formal application processes to be living, writhing tankards for Smiloviper's wrigglers. She does what she wants, when she wants, all the time forever. You, unfortunately, have just as much of a chance to be a fleshbucket for her loads as the grievously unwilling do. If you'd like my advice- try to dress sluttily around her. She likes tiny shorts and bikini tops. Go for that, and try to play a little hard to get. She likes that kind of thing. Best of luck in your future endeavors. God help you.